Metasonix introduces the Butt Probe
The Metasonix TX-2 is entirely made of vacuum tubes. To be specific,
three type 4BN6 beam modulator devices. They were intended for
use in crummy TV sets as FM detectors, and were not meant
for audio processing applications.
Only Metasonix knows how to apply these strange devices to audio
processing. We know how to ream those guitar-sucking buttboys out,
real good.